Tuesday, May 25, 2010

(Husband) Masturbation vs Sex

Daisy met with some of old friends the other day. They all have two kids and are ready to be done. So when Daisy mentioned my upcoming Vasectomy it created a stir among them. All of them are dealing with the same thing but at different stages. Some husbands have had their surgeries, some are upcoming, some are still ambivalent, and one will never undergo the knife (curiously the most effeminate one). Anyway, the point of the surgery is for the male to become sterile. Simple enough. But the “after party” holds a different story. Evidently the male needs to ejaculate at least 20-25 times in a period of 3 months to make sure all the stubborn sperm are cleaned out of the pipes.

Daisy said, “That is above our average.”

Another woman said, “I’m looking forward to it.”

Another said, “I think he might need to take care of himself on most occasions.”

The last person to chime in said, “Can it all be done in one weekend?”

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